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touchofgrey37:

nightmareloki:

fishpun:

pocketwatchesandtea:

Guys.
It happened. 

what a time to be alive

oh. my. God.

I wish I’d been taking selfies while watching this, because I felt my face go through a range of emotions that most people only dream of.

(Source: youtube.com, via smallnico)

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

(Source: breakourbones, via knight--of--mind)

yellowfur:

tinycartridge:

Angry Kirby: The TV ad ⊟

This “epic” TV commercial makes Kirby seem super tough and destructive, and makes Kirby: Triple Deluxe seem like a God of War campaign or something.

I mean, yeah, he eats a bunch of stuff, but everything else I’ve seen (and every other Kirby game) suggests it’s going to be bright and happy, leisurely paced, and cute. 

BUY Kirby: Triple Deluxe, upcoming releases

THAT LYRICS TOO

KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY

KIRBY - YYYYYYYY

HY-PER NOVA

SAYO - NARA

SUCK-AAAAAAAAA

HE´S AN ARCH - A

A BELLA - A

ULTIMATE TRASNFORM - A

UNLEASH - A

BIG MOUTH - A

IN KIRBYS NEWEST GAME - A

I think it’s a nice touch. I mean the Kirby character itself was named “Kirby” because the sharp name contradicted the softness of the design, right? So why not have the commercials be bright and fluffy with super dramatic (but still goofy) music?

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

(via ruinedchildhood)

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

image

(via slyfoxhound)

(Source: collegehumor, via onlylolgifs)

daniellecaliforniaa:

The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.

(Source: thecodeinecowboy, via justsilas)

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

image

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: arachnidisa, via justsilas)

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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chaosatminimum:

HER FACE WHEN SHE POURS MORE IS SO FUCKING CUTE

chaosatminimum:

HER FACE WHEN SHE POURS MORE IS SO FUCKING CUTE

(Source: alexiula, via darthjaeger)

vinebox:

How I feel when a dog dies in a movie

(via ruinedchildhood)

joshpeck:

troyleryo:

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

life isn’t all relatable tweets

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imwishingforwonderland:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

That last one though

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anuvia:

cinnamonfart:

"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"

Disney only does movies about white people.
It’s disgusting

How they never have

any people of color

from any other cultures

And they totally glorify the white man

And totally marginalize their plights

And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to

Those racist bastards.

anuvia:

cinnamonfart:

"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"

Disney only does movies about white people.

It’s disgusting

How they never have

any people of color

from any other cultures

And they totally glorify the white man

And totally marginalize their plights

And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to

Those racist bastards.

(via justsilas)